My middle school nurse once sent home a letter warning my parents about my “morbid obesity;” I thought I was winning an academic award.

I was watching Korean movies and dramas before “watching Korean movies and dramas” was the thing to do. Shoutout to my trendsetting Korean parents.

I get along best with people who know the funniest tweets are under the threads. We don’t leave any stones unturned.

I survived Italy for 10 days with no phone and knowing no Italian. I always find a way.

I once leveled up all three starter Pokémon in a day just to see them evolve into their final forms. I’m as goal-oriented as they come.

I started off writing articles, but noticed that rapping and copywriting were too similar to not explore. So now I do both.